I did this interview on AIM with Jason Suecof of Capharnaum/Crotchduster. Capharnaum is a Florida-based technical death metal band that has been making songs since members were 12 years old. Crotchduster is a bit more different than most bands, it being more a more comical avant-garde/parody band. Composed of two human members and a dog-animal named Cain, Crotchduster is all about the tax fraud and pussy farms to make a little extra cash on the side.
gorexridden: would you be willing to do an interview sometime?
Evil crip7: sure
gorexridden: howd the name capharnaum come to be?
gorexridden: and also, how did crotchduster begin?
Evil crip7: dont rememver
Evil crip7: hehe
Evil crip7: i just made it up
Evil crip7: i thought it would sound funny
gorexridden: is erik like your brother, friend or what?
Evil crip7: hes my friend
gorexridden: how long have you guys been friends?
Evil crip7: since 2000
Evil crip7: are we doin the interview now
Evil crip7: ?
gorexridden: meet in florida?
gorexridden: i dunno, maybe
Evil crip7: haha
gorexridden: i havent had time to think of any questions though, so ill just ask shit i want to know
Evil crip7: i recorded his old band
Evil crip7: fair enough
gorexridden: who does the obituary vocals, heh?
Evil crip7: me
Evil crip7: and cain
gorexridden: no way
Evil crip7: yup
gorexridden: thats maddening
gorexridden: i saw a picture of one of you guys once
gorexridden: which one of you is jewish? you or both of you?
Evil crip7: just me
gorexridden: i am also a jew or something, word
Evil crip7: word up
Evil crip7: im not a good jew though
Evil crip7: i eat my prok
Evil crip7: or pork
Evil crip7: and i dont keep kosher
gorexridden: me also, its just in me blood
Evil crip7: and i dont go to synagogue
Evil crip7: so i dont know
gorexridden: do you play a lot of xbox?
Evil crip7: nope
Evil crip7: i dont play much of anything i dont really have time
Evil crip7: i o enjoy rpgs though
Evil crip7: final fantasy and chrono trigger and such.
gorexridden: crotchduster would be very embarassing to play live, is that why you won't?
Evil crip7: i think it would be fub
Evil crip7: run
Evil crip7: its just to hard to
gorexridden: ah yes, all the high pitched vocals and such
Evil crip7: i can do that fine
gorexridden: um the beginning of let me into starfish land is a joe satriani song
Evil crip7: is it?
gorexridden: then theres the obituary vocals, angel of death, i think im missing one (megadeth)
Evil crip7: i dont know of any satriani
gorexridden: yeah um, i could find out which song it is
gorexridden: does it piss you off that people illegally download your music?
Evil crip7: im pretty keen on what ive ripped off " in an unsue-able way of course
Evil crip7: well sure
Evil crip7: i mean
Evil crip7: dl it
Evil crip7: if yuo like it
Evil crip7: buy it
Evil crip7: and support us
Evil crip7: thats all
Evil crip7: i make a living off of music
Evil crip7: recording and producing as well as playing
gorexridden: can you tell me a little about your writing process for capharnaum?
Evil crip7: i wake up and play a riff.. sometimes its good, sometimes its not
Evil crip7: sometimes i hear shit in my head
gorexridden: the riffs are pretty insane
Evil crip7: and i attempt to play it
gorexridden: and very catchy, ah ic
gorexridden: and thee process for crotchdusta, does it differ?
Evil crip7: yeha most of the crotchduster songs were recorded all in 6-8 hours between the hours of 10pm to 7 am
Evil crip7: wed write, record and finsih it all in a night
Evil crip7: except for the 14 minute song, and mammal sauce
gorexridden: who raps at the beginning of mammal sauce?
gorexridden: oh, and who beatboxes?
Evil crip7: my brother did all of that
Evil crip7: capharnaum drummer
Evil crip7: and i had these other doods do the intro
Evil crip7: from the rap "band" called big fish
gorexridden: ah ic, and do you think it will be challenging to top mammal sauce?
Evil crip7: yes
gorexridden: were you influenced by mr bungle at all?
Evil crip7: yeah i like mr bungle, pattons great, its not really what i was shooting for
Evil crip7: origionally it was just gonna be like tenatios d with grind
Evil crip7: but i think we kinda found our niche
gorexridden: oh sort of like excrematory grindfuckers i guess
Evil crip7: never heard
gorexridden: yes, i think you have done quite well with it aye
Evil crip7: i dont really listen to anything
Evil crip7: thanx
gorexridden: oh well they are great, yes ive noticed talking to you musicians you really dont listen to much of anything, which suprises me
Evil crip7: i listen to nevermore
gorexridden: hahahah im sorry, do you need a hug?
Evil crip7: dood i love nevermore
Evil crip7: great songwriting
gorexridden: ive never actually listened to them
gorexridden: i thought about it
Evil crip7: jeff is the best guitarist
gorexridden: i was talking to the guitarist of psycroptic yesterday, and he likes the haunted
gorexridden: i am so great at interviews, i really am
Evil crip7: yeah dood
Evil crip7: you rule
gorexridden: i rawk
gorexridden: would you care to guess my age and gender?
Evil crip7: yuor a male
Evil crip7: and your 19
Evil crip7: im guessing
Evil crip7: and your bra size is 34 b
gorexridden: oh yes, yes yes yes yes yesyes no no no
gorexridden: daniel mongrain was in capharnaum
gorexridden: isnt he canadian?
Evil crip7: he sure is
gorexridden: so is the reason hes not in the band anymore, because he is canadian?
Evil crip7: no
Evil crip7: i love canada man
Evil crip7: best place ever
Evil crip7: especially montreal
Evil crip7: the women are beautiful. even the fat ones
gorexridden: crazy french, yes i agree the scene in canada is way better than america
gorexridden: i live in the mid-us, and there is no scene here, at all
gorexridden: and i am 17
gorexridden: btw, some of this interview shall be edited
Evil crip7: 17-19 its all the same
Evil crip7: aiight
gorexridden: so what's luke jaeger like in real life?
Evil crip7: hes pretty hot
Evil crip7: he smells good
Evil crip7: haha
Evil crip7: hes cool man
gorexridden: well i can tell that by looking at his pictures
gorexridden: he gets very sweaty in them it seems
Evil crip7: id hang out with him again
gorexridden: and shiney
gorexridden: yes, he is a cool guy
Evil crip7: indeed
Evil crip7: ok!
Evil crip7: hey
Evil crip7: i gotta run
Evil crip7: we'll finish this later
gorexridden: okay nice talking
Evil crip7: lata yo
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